Just passing the Lok Pal Bill wont help much.

There has been much jubilation about the official notification issued by the central govt. constituting the joint committee for the drafting of the Lok Pal Bill. Broadly speaking, the Bill seeks to create a Lok Pal authority which will act to curb corruption in the legislature, executive and the judiciary.

Anna Hazare, who was the public face of the movement for an effective Lok Pal as opposed to the toothless Lok Pal  proposed by the government, has said that the govt. has time till the 25th of August to pass this bill. Further, his diktat also requires Parliament to pass the Bill unanimously, failing which he will sit in protest again, this time inside Parliament. 🙂

The media has afforded pretty much non-stop coverage to Anna Hazare’s ‘satyagraha’, many news channels having adopted the campaign themselves. At this stage, I really have to question middle class India’s penchant for instant solutions. I wouldn’t be wrong in characterising this movement as being a middle class phenomenon because, as a group of people, we are the ones most vocal about corruption and also the most apathetic when it comes to acting on our complaints. Ample proof can be found for this in the innumerable candle light vigils held for the victims of 26/11. There were so many of these vigils that people probably started stocking up on candles lest they disappear from the market. 😛

Levity aside, the voter turnout in the 2009 elections in Mumbai and sorrounding areas was a disgusting 40%. No other country in the world declares election day to be a holiday. Yet, people in many of these countries consider it their duty to vote, even if they have to devote an hour before or after work to go to the polling booth and cast their vote. In India’s urban areas, even after being given a holiday, middle class citizens, with all their desires of superpower status for India, scarcely care about making their vote count. I won’t say that middle class votes can change the results of elections, but this group of citizens is more empowered than the poor citizen, he is more informed (if he cares to read the newspaper on a daily basis) and has the benefit of a decent education which allows him to analyse issues better than those without the gift of education. In such a situation, nobody is better placed than the middle class to raise awareness. Sadly, a majority of the middle class simply doesnt care. We are content to grumble in our well appointed living rooms that our leaders are ruining the country.

In the light of such apathy, it is interesting to note how quickly the movement spread across urban India when Anna Hazare started his fast for a meaningful Lok Pal Bill.  For once, the middle class youth were given an opportunity to actually do something which wouldn’t pinch their pockets or take up too much of their time. At best, Anna’s fast would have gone on for a day more, not beyond, simply because the IPL matches would grab more eyeballs. On that note, the timing of the fast is even more impressive. It started at the right time after the World Cup victory, gave enough time for the euphoria to die down and ended just before the IPL fever really picked up.

So, is the Lok Pal Bill really the best way to go about tackling corruption in our country? We Indians have a weakness for top-down solutions. We would like to believe that our leaders should be scrupulously honest and that this would result in an completely honest society, much like the Chinese who believed that if their Emperor was just and moral,  all his citizens would become paragons of virtue. History has shown us that the passage of time has turned the samskrita saying ‘यथा राजा तथा प्रजा’ on its head.

To make sure that anti-corruption measures have a lasting impact, a two-pronged solution has to be attempted – action has to be taken at the grassroots and people must be exhorted to vote without fail. Its a valid argument that voting doesn’t make a difference, because all the candidates are equally corrupt. So what? Vote the corrupt ones out. Vote them out each time, till the politicians get the message that their consituents will not tolerate corruption. Politicians are smart people. Their goal is to attain and stay in power. To this end, they will do anything. Well, pretty much anything. If they can be made to realise that good and clean governance is what it takes for the people of India to keep voting them back to power, they will latch on it in no time. I just have one question to all those who were demonstrating in Jantar Mantar – How many of them know the name of their corporator/ Municipal council member ? The second prong of the solution is to get them when they are young. Tell the kids that corruption is morally reprehensible and that breaking laws is absolutely unacceptable. Inculcation of such values has to begin right from primary school. Let me illustrate my point with an anecdote :

The famous Kannada writer Shri. S.L.Bhyrappa was in Japan once, on a visit. He was winding up his visit and had gone shopping to buy some toys for his granddaughter. After much thought, he decided to buy a toy bird, which could flap its wings and rise in the air for a bit, and then descend slowly. The saleswoman even demonstrated how to make the bird fly before Bhyrappa made the purchase. Having paid for the toy, he couldn’t resist the urge to try it out and proceeded to do so outside the shop. He probably didn’t do it right, because it shot out of his hands and hit a little girl, who was walking down the street with her parents.

Immediately, Shri. Bhyrappa started panicking. He had caused hurt to a little girl and on top of that he was a foreigner. True to his Indian self, he thought that the parents would create a big hooha and that the crowd in the shopping street would probably beat him up. Running towards the parents. he apologised profusely, over and over again. Luckily, the girl was not much hurt and the father told him that everything was fine. He even invited Bhyrappa to tea the following day. Shocked at this display of forgiveness, Bhyrappa wouldn’t accept the invitation. Finally, the Japanese couple asked their daughter to tell him that she was allright. Bhyrappa then accepted the invitation to tea.

Later, Shri. Bhyrappa when was relating this incident to his host in Japan, he expressed his surprise at how the parents of the girl reacted. The host asked him, “How old do you think the parents were?” Bhyrappa replied that he thought them to be in their late thirties. On hearing this the host replied,”That’s the reason they acted the way they did”.

Intrigued, Bhyrappa asked for an explanation. The host explained that, after their defeat in World War II, the Japanese people thought long and deep about what caused them to become so militaristic and aggressive. They had attacked America (Pearl Harbour) without any provocation. On top of that, they had brutalised much of Korea and Manchuria in an imperialistic fervour. And so, they came to the conclusion that as a society, they had become very arrogant and hawkish, taking offense at every small affront, perceived or real. The post-war leadership of Japan decided that such an attitude needed to fundamentally changed.

They decided to start at the school. Children were encouraged to find a compromise solution to their disputes instead of fighting it out. In this fashion, the outlook of the generation that came after the harrowing spectacle of Hiroshima and Nagasaki was very much different from that of the preceding which lead the country to unthinkable disaster.

This incident shows us the power of ideas when implanted in young minds. So far, I have never heard of any school teach its students that giving or taking a bribe is wrong, or that breaking the law is wrong. It is assumed as something for the parents to tell their kids. But, we forget the immense influence teachers wield over kids. Children would rather disregard the word of their parents than that of their teachers.

To minimise corruption, lets start with teaching the children in our society that corruption is just plain wrong. At the same time, let us go vote, regularly, at every opportunity. Vote against the corrupt rats and vote them out till they get the message. Only then, can we say that we have taken some real measures towards creating a corruption-free society.

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You won’t stop helping the terrorists? No problem, come watch the match atleast !

‘There is nothing dramatic in the success of a [statesman]…His victories are made up of a series of microscopic advantages; of a judicious suggestion here, or an opportune civility there: of a wise concession at one moment, and a far-sighted persistence in another; of sleepless tact, immovable calmness, and patience that no folly, no provocation, no blunders can shake.’

Our honourable Prime Minister indulges in only the last attribute that Lord Salisbury ascribes above, to the victories of Statesmen. Dr.Manmohan Singh’s pigheaded drive to undertake dialogue with Pakistan’s civilian government, that entity which plays no role in the crafting of the country’s foreign policy will just lead to unwanted hardship for our own citizens. Lets not even talk about the fact that Pakistan has not moved a jot against the perpetrators of 26/11, or that Hafiz Saeed is allowed to deliver fiery anti-India speeches at the time and place of his choosing. But no, the lives of 200+ Indians who died in Mumbai do not mean much to our PM. Instead, he will bring to a standstill the lives of Mohali’s citizens because he wants to share a word or two with a fellow puppet PM from across the border.

Mr. Prime Minister, you’ve frittered away 6 years of time that you had to implement economic reforms that India so desperately needs. You spent those 6 years in presiding over the hole-ridden bucket of a scheme called the NREGA (where nearly half the money released never reaches the recipients), not to mention the loot of the treasury by your colleagues in the DMK. With the Food Security Bill, you will have introduced yet another entitlement programme which will bleed India white and not improve anything substantially. To top it all, I have no doubt that you will spend the remaining 3 years of your term in pledging to Pakistan, that India will do nothing to stop it from protecting and helping terrorists. Really Mr.Prime Minister, if you have any of that integrity that the english media keep yammering about, you should hand in your resignation to Madam rightaway and go some place really faraway from India.

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Six children, eight grandchildren and six great grandchildren :)

I was in Bengaluru last week for my cousin’s wedding. Its the 7th time a cousin is getting married and also the 7th time that my ajji blessed another of her grandchildren, wished them a 100 years of happy matrimony and hoped for a great grandchild in the near future 🙂

Ajji (Jayamma) was born in TeerthahaLLi in Udupi district of Karnataka, She lost her mother quite early in life and grew up in her maternal uncle’s house. My father is the youngest among my uncle and aunts and hence, I dont really know when the family moved to Bengaluru or why. What I do know is that my ajji and thatha sold some farmland they had and took a loan to build a house in Jayanagar, which at that point of time was at the edges of the city of Bengaluru 🙂

My thatha, Narayana Shastry, was the proverbial poor brahmin. He worked as a school teacher first, then moved to the Accountant General’s Office and worked a further 10 years at the Kannada Sahitya Parishattu after retirement ! Nevertheless, thatha’s income had to be carefully husbanded and invested to care and provide for a family of eight. Thatha had studied only till the Intermediate level, which is today’s Pre-University College (PUC) and Ajji was allowed to study till 7th standard before being married off. For someone with that kind of education, ajji demonstrated amazing foresight in providing a secure future for her children.

All my aunts and uncles were encouraged to take up jobs. With the added income, Ajji managed to get all her children married, AND buy a plot of land for each of them. I can hardly underrate the kind of faith that her children must have had in ajji to entrust to her a part of their incomes and know that she would do the right thing. Can you imagine the headstart my dad and uncle got from possessing a plot of land to their name when they started families?

Even though ajji is almost 90 years now, she reads the paper everyday from cover to cover. Ajji still likes going to gatherings, even though her knee joints give her trouble. She can talk politics with remarkable insight and actually understand why inflation occurs.If anything, ajji has been a huge success in life. I have to admire my great grandfather’s prescience in naming her Jayamma. Had she had been born in this generation, she probably would have been a corporate hotshot or a successful politician.

I would be lucky if I managed to be as sharp as her at ninety (if at all I manage to live to be ninety) and more importantly, have such a nice family 🙂

 

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Sagarika Ghose is an idiot.

A couple of days ago, Sagarika Ghose, deputy editor of CNN-IBN wrote a piece for the Hindustan Times. She writes:

The really remarkable bits of the speech were the rich and detailed references to Indian society, thought and language. When was the last time you heard an American president quoting from the Panchatantra? Or referring to Swami Vivekananda by name? Or quoting Tagore? Or referring to Kolkata, Chandni Chowk and Dharavi? And when did you last hear an American president say bahut dhanyavaad, refer to ‘Lok Sabha’ and ‘Rajya Sabha’ and end a speech with Jai Hind?

Yay ! We should all be delirious with joy that a western leader is actually conversant with the Panchatantra. Amazing. Really, why do we Indians, as a nation, crave so much for recognition from the west? Why do we have to exult that an American President actually knows about something as famous as the Panchatantra ? The Panchatantra has been part of our lives for centuries now. So many stories told by grandparents to grandchildren are basically variations of fables from this ancient collection. Contrast this excessive joy with the outrage displayed over the utterances of a talk show host in New Zealand who made a distasteful mockery of Sheila Dixit’s last name. I saw a youtube video of that particular incident and no doubt it is very offensive, but did we really have to go so overboard with a boycott of the New Zealand High Commissioner by the Foreign Ministry ?

Its nice that Obama made an effort to actually say Lok Sabha and Rajya Sabha and even said Jai Hind at the end of this speech; but really, doesnt our Prime Minister take care to pronounce names the right way when he is in foreign capitals? In that case, why should we feel unduly happy that a visiting foreign leader reciprocates? I’ve never read articles in the New York Times praising Manmohan Singh for knowing about George Washington or Abraham Lincoln or basically anything about America. If you are from the developing world, you are expected to know about the west and its history, but if one is from the west, its absolutely amazing that they made an effort to know a little bit of our history and our culture.

An article I read recently says that the US has to give planes,military equipment and aid to Pakistan to keep it happy, it has to acknowledge the superpower status of China to keep the Chinese content, but it just takes flattery and a couple of lavish dinners to make India delirious with joy. Self-respect is the first step towards true recognition from others. Sadly, that self-respect in India only takes the form of blind outrage or the stubborn ‘we are like this only’ attitude. Such a pity.

P.S –

In Bangalore, they don’t speak the Queen’s English, they speak a charming Kannada-accented American slang and the young Bangalorean has created a wholesome cultural mix where an American and Indian way of life mix and merge like a smooth milkshake.

Really ? What in god’s name does she mean by a ‘Kannada-accented American slang’ ? Can someone please tell me what this ‘wholesome cultural mix’ is ? Does MTR manufacture it?

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Pakistan turns down World Bank, ADB loan

Pakistan turns down World Bank, ADB loan. LOL. Apparently, Pakistan has its ‘own resources’, which it will use to rebuild the country after the devastating impact of the flooods.

What can I say. 😀

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Should have read this before :P

One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the fine weather. The day was so nice that she became careless and a fox sneaked up behind her and caught her.

“I am going to eat you for lunch!”, said the fox.

“Wait!”, replied the rabbit, “You should at least wait a few days.”

“Oh yeah? Why should I wait?”

“Well, I am just finishing my thesis on ‘The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves.'”

“Are you crazy? I should eat you right now! Everybody knows that a fox will always win over a rabbit.”

“Not really, not according to my research. If you like, you can come into my hole and read it for yourself. If you are not convinced, you can go ahead and have me for lunch.”

“You really are crazy!” But since the fox was curious and had nothing to lose, it went with the rabbit. The fox never came out. A few days later the rabbit was again taking a break from writing and sure enough, a wolf came out of the bushes and was ready to set upon her.

“Wait!” yelled the rabbit, “you can’t eat me right now.”

“And why might that be, my furry appetizer?”

“I am almost finished writing my thesis on ‘The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves.'”

The wolf laughed so hard that it almost lost its grip on the rabbit. “Maybe I shouldn’t eat you. You really are sick…in the head. You might have something contagious.”

“Come and read it for yourself. You can eat me afterward if you disagree with my conclusions.”

So the wolf went down into the rabbit’s hole…and never came out. The rabbit finished her thesis and was out celebrating in the local lettuce patch. Another rabbit came along and asked, “What’s up? You seem very happy.”

“Yup, I just finished my thesis.”

“Congratulations. What’s it about?”

“‘The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves.'”

“Are you sure? That doesn’t sound right.”

“Oh yes. Come and read it for yourself.”

So together they went down into the rabbit’s hole. As they entered, the friend saw the typical graduate student abode, albeit a rather messy one after writing a thesis. The computer with the controversial work was in one corner. To the right there was a pile of fox bones, to the left a pile of wolf bones. And in the middle was a large, well fed lion.

The moral of the story: The title of your thesis doesn’t matter.

The subject doesn’t matter.

The research doesn’t matter.

All that matters is who your advisor is.

 

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Religion in Public Schools :P

 

 

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I am Khepera at dawn, Ra at high noon, and Tum at eventide

Ushas, the vedic goddess of the dawn,in all her fiery splendour.

(Taken from my window at 530 am or so.)

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Ideas are Bulletproof

Creedy: Die! Die! Why won’t you die?… Why won’t you die?
V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof!

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Wanted – Real leaders for ministerial positions in the Govt of India

Pak suggests FIA and CBI work together on terrorism and 26/11 . This article set me thinking on why our govt is unable to understand the pulse of the nation these days. In my opinion, the answer is crystal clear – it is headed by politicians with very little mass support. While it is true that if an election were held today, both Chidambaran and Manmohan Singh would win elections, it would be near impossible for them to head an election campaign and win a majority in the Lok Sabha on their own strengths. No doubt the HM is very competent, but as was amply demonstrated in his hurried announcement of the formation of Telangana, he does NOT understand the political ramifications of  caving in to confrontation. The PM is a man of vision, eager to secure his place in history as the leader who made peace with Pakistan, irrespective of what the modalities and costs of such a peace will be.

The govt made enough noises after the 26/11 terrorist strike on Mumbai, put into deep freeze the so-called composite dialogue, and unleashed a diplomatic offensive against Pakistan. Eleven dossiers and nearly two and a half years later, Pakistan still aids and abets the terrorist organisations which masterminded the outrageous attack. And still, the honourable PM thinks that we should make efforts to bridge the ‘trust deficit’ between the two countries. I apologise in advance for the foul language, but what the f*** is he talking about ? There is no trust deficit or any BS of that sort, simply because Pakistan cannot be trusted. Period. How did the most famous blue turban in the world manage to get a doctorate from Oxbridge while being so shockingly naive ? As if the tamasha in Thimpu wasnt enough, the message from the joint press conference after the recent Foreign Secretaries’ meeting was that India and Pakistan have decided to ‘insulate’ the dialogue process from future terror episodes !! The HM, after his recently concluded visit to Islamabad,  (thankfully) did not gush as much as the PM about the prospect of bettering ties with Pakistan. Palaniappan Chidambaram may not be the astute politician that Pranab Mukherjee is, but he is definitely not as woolly headed as our esteemed PM.

The cabinet answers to only one power in the land – Sonia Gandhi. She is undoubtedly the de facto head of government in New Delhi and enjoys a position most world leaders would give their right hand for. In practice, the leader of the governing party or coalition happens to be the Prime Minister in India, but in our present government, we have a PM who isnt even a member of the Lok Sabha (and so not a direct representative of the people) and the leader of the governing coalition is not the PM. The Congress party spokesman routinely parrots the line that with this unique dispensation, the PM has more time to handle administrative issues while Sonia Gandhi handles the politics of being in government, in other words, the Congress president enjoys enormous power with nearly NO accountability. But as reality has amply shown, most situations need a political response coupled with administrative action. Any disconnect between the two would be disastrous. Sonia Gandhi has never been in government and would not understand the practical aspects of administration. Manmohan Singh, by his own admission is an ‘accidental’ politician and doesnt really understand the demands of political life.

It doesn’t need an ace politician to say that Manmohan Singh sorely lacks the political capital to take tough decisions. Unlike his predecessors, he is in the unenviable position of having to keep the prime ministerial seat warm for the crown prince. He scarcely possesses enough authority to discipline his ministers. Cabinet ministers routinely run to 10 Janpath to present their case. Jairam Ramesh sought an audience with Sonia Gandhi first, before he met the PM after his China act, where he criticised the Home Ministry policy about Chinese companies. I dont think these episodes occurred when Indira Gandhi was in power or when AB Vajpayee was PM. Nehru’s authority on the other hand, was complete and absolutely indisputable.

The cabinet is sorely beset with indiscipline. The PM has good intentions;  and it can be plainly seen in some policies, like the NREGA, the right to education and the very recent decontrol of fuel prices, but the fact remains that if it comes to biting the bullet, it will be Sonia Gandhi who will take the final call. India needs a federal government that is truly accountable to the people. Manmohan Singh doesnt have much to lose if he is being politically obtuse, nor does Chidambaram. It is high time Sonia Gandhi stopped being the power behind the throne and actually took up responsibility. Six years ago, I would have said a person of foreign origin has no right to be Prime Minister, but two general elections have showed that Sonia Gandhi is here to stay, and most people would agree with me when I say that she is very much Indian.

We need a chief executive who is directly responsible to the people. However, there is clear danger of an executive presidency being misused in India, as it has happened in Sri Lanka and Pakistan. So right now, a parliamentary system is our safest bet, though a reform of the political system will be needed before long. Nevertheless, the fact remains that our Prime Minister is pretty much a puppet in the hands of the Congress president and if things dont change soon, policy direction will undoubtedly suffer.  India urgently needs a PM who is genuinely in charge. This article in The Economist lays out the current political wisdom in India that Rahul Gandhi is the heir apparent who is waiting to collect his ‘inheritance’. It also points out one crucial point – Rahul Gandhi is one of the few politicians who possess genuine credibility and enjoy mass acceptability. If he turns out to be an idiot PM , the people will atleast be able to kick him out of power at the  hustings. India can scarce afford any more puppet prime ministers and dysfuntional governments.

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